I Don't Get It...

Dave | 25 | CT | Soccer Mom | Pinot Grigio Supporter | Hoedown Throwdown ProfessionalFinds himself funny, attractive, and smart. Is not funny, attractive, or smart.

October 13, 2014 at 9:30pm
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Watching Are You Afraid of the Dark? and maybe it still freaks me out. It doesn’t. Ok, it does.

Watching Are You Afraid of the Dark? and maybe it still freaks me out. It doesn’t. Ok, it does.

October 8, 2014 at 12:26pm
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My eye won’t stop twitching, so this is what I feel I look like today. Headband and all.

My eye won’t stop twitching, so this is what I feel I look like today. Headband and all.

August 2, 2014 at 7:33pm
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There still might be a ghost in my house…she hasn’t made any contact in a day, but I’m hoping she’s still around.  She seems like a good time. 
I hope she hasn’t seen me naked, and I apologize if she has.  Also, I have a baby version of Ariel to help protect me if shit gets out of hand.  She don’t want it with us.

There still might be a ghost in my house…she hasn’t made any contact in a day, but I’m hoping she’s still around.  She seems like a good time. 

I hope she hasn’t seen me naked, and I apologize if she has.  Also, I have a baby version of Ariel to help protect me if shit gets out of hand.  She don’t want it with us.

July 20, 2014 at 10:43pm
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hai, miss you guys.

hai, miss you guys.

June 13, 2014 at 5:12pm
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After the bar closed last night my friend let us into his gym and he said he was holding auditions for Cirque de Soleil. He lied, I still had fun.

April 23, 2014 at 11:34pm
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Homemade cinnamon and honey facial mask…idk what I’m doing either, y’all

Homemade cinnamon and honey facial mask…idk what I’m doing either, y’all

April 12, 2014 at 5:53pm
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Sorry for the delay, also sorry for my face and crazy eyes.

Me as Camille Grammer from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 2 episode - The Great Divide.

April 3, 2014 at 3:58pm
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YungxAdult Angst

YungxAdult Angst

March 19, 2014 at 11:05pm
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Watching Frozen and drinking out of my Adventure Time cup. I swear I’m 24.

Watching Frozen and drinking out of my Adventure Time cup. I swear I’m 24.

February 4, 2014 at 6:56pm
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Best buds.

Best buds.