I Don't Get It...

Dave | 25 | CT | Soccer Mom | Pinot Grigio Supporter | Hoedown Throwdown ProfessionalFinds himself funny, attractive, and smart. Is not funny, attractive, or smart.Say hello to the boy that I am...TwitterFacebookInstagram: MrBritneySpearsSnapChat: MrBritneySpearsSkype: MrBritneySpears.:Get inside my dirty mind:..:Give me something good:.

August 2, 2014 at 7:33pm
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There still might be a ghost in my house…she hasn’t made any contact in a day, but I’m hoping she’s still around.  She seems like a good time. 
I hope she hasn’t seen me naked, and I apologize if she has.  Also, I have a baby version of Ariel to help protect me if shit gets out of hand.  She don’t want it with us.

There still might be a ghost in my house…she hasn’t made any contact in a day, but I’m hoping she’s still around.  She seems like a good time. 

I hope she hasn’t seen me naked, and I apologize if she has.  Also, I have a baby version of Ariel to help protect me if shit gets out of hand.  She don’t want it with us.

July 20, 2014 at 10:43pm
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hai, miss you guys.

hai, miss you guys.

June 13, 2014 at 5:12pm
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After the bar closed last night my friend let us into his gym and he said he was holding auditions for Cirque de Soleil. He lied, I still had fun.

April 23, 2014 at 11:34pm
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Homemade cinnamon and honey facial mask…idk what I’m doing either, y’all

Homemade cinnamon and honey facial mask…idk what I’m doing either, y’all

April 12, 2014 at 5:53pm
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Sorry for the delay, also sorry for my face and crazy eyes.

Me as Camille Grammer from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 2 episode - The Great Divide.

April 3, 2014 at 3:58pm
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YungxAdult Angst

YungxAdult Angst

March 19, 2014 at 11:05pm
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Watching Frozen and drinking out of my Adventure Time cup. I swear I’m 24.

Watching Frozen and drinking out of my Adventure Time cup. I swear I’m 24.

February 4, 2014 at 6:56pm
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Best buds.

Best buds.

January 21, 2014 at 1:32pm
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Guys, it’s snowing.

Guys, it’s snowing.

December 6, 2013 at 2:01pm
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So I found a hologram effect on Photo Booth…