Dave | 24 | CT | Soccer Mom | Pinot Grigio Supporter | Hoedown Throwdown Professional
Finds himself funny, attractive, and smart. Is not funny, attractive, or smart.
Say hello to the boy that I am...
.:Get inside my dirty mind:.
.:Give me something good:.
Guys, it’s snowing.
So I found a hologram effect on Photo Booth…
My little man asked me why I never wear hats and then asked me to wear his. Am I a hood bitch yet?
My dog shit on my face again…kidding it’s my Lush Cupcake mask. I think.
Your boy is taking New Jersey…and drunk mirror pics. Why?
I haven’t left my bed all day. Come watch an endless amount of Netflix with me~
On Wednesday’s we twerk to Juvenile’s ‘Back That Ass Up’.
Off to work. Please call in bomb threats.