I Don't Get It...

Dave | 24 | CT | Soccer Mom | Pinot Grigio Supporter | Hoedown Throwdown Professional

Finds himself funny, attractive, and smart. Is not funny, attractive, or smart.

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April 12, 2014 at 5:53pm
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Sorry for the delay, also sorry for my face and crazy eyes.

Me as Camille Grammer from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 2 episode - The Great Divide.

April 3, 2014 at 3:58pm
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YungxAdult Angst

YungxAdult Angst

March 19, 2014 at 11:05pm
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Watching Frozen and drinking out of my Adventure Time cup. I swear I’m 24.

Watching Frozen and drinking out of my Adventure Time cup. I swear I’m 24.

March 5, 2014 at 11:41pm
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For anon~

For anon~

February 4, 2014 at 6:56pm
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Best buds.

Best buds.

January 21, 2014 at 1:32pm
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Guys, it’s snowing.

Guys, it’s snowing.

December 6, 2013 at 2:01pm
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So I found a hologram effect on Photo Booth…

October 29, 2013 at 4:07pm
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My little man asked me why I never wear hats and then asked me to wear his.  Am I a hood bitch yet?

My little man asked me why I never wear hats and then asked me to wear his.  Am I a hood bitch yet?

October 14, 2013 at 11:27pm
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My dog shit on my face again…kidding it’s my Lush Cupcake mask.  I think.

My dog shit on my face again…kidding it’s my Lush Cupcake mask.  I think.

September 14, 2013 at 1:23pm
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Your boy is taking New Jersey…and drunk mirror pics. Why?

Your boy is taking New Jersey…and drunk mirror pics. Why?