.:I've Just Begun Having My Fun:.

Convos with Dat Hoe Sue (my grandmother)

DHS: Did you see the penis on TV last night?

Me: I thought I blocked those channels on your TV?

DHS (in Italian): On the news you stupid ass.  Some man put his penis in the oven.  Asshole.

Me: You have a real bad attitude today, did you take your Metamucil? 

DHS (in Italian): Fuck off.