So I make the CDs at work, because I’m the only who with great musical taste, and I put ‘Pay Your Pussy Bill’ on one of them (obviously). Today I was working by myself for a while and one of the corporate bosses came in and whatever, so I’m cleaning beds and whatnot and I come up front and realize ‘Pay Your Pussy Bill’ is blasting in the lobby with my boss in the lobby. I’m fucking mortified and I’m like oh fuck me running, so I look over and I see my boss sitting on the couch, texting away and bobbing her head to the song. I literally peed myself, omg. I had to hide in the office for ten minutes because I was laughing so hard. A 45 year old, heavyset woman bobbing away to Queen Khia. I wish y’all were there.
This has no importance.
