March 2012
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One of my goals in life is to do a strip...
February 2012
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Since my professor picks these flop ass movies for us to watch, I decided to put my Netflix app to use and watch The Femme Fatale Tour instead. YOLO.
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godspeedtoyou asked: YOU'RE A SLUT PIG
Anonymous asked: omg.. you've had sex?!?! boo you whore
Anonymous asked: Why are you proud of being an alcoholic? Why are you proud of being a slut? All these things lesser your character, you shouldn't degrade yourself so much!
Anonymous asked: Only 87%?
Why are people so surprised when I don't remember...
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Anonymous asked: "...a crazy motherfucker with no filter who drunk tweets nine days a week." Oh Davey, it's statements like this that makes me want to have your babies.
I get kinda nervous when people I know in real life (but don’t know really well) follow me on Twitter. These people are fellow class mates, who I rarely talk to, or the people I tan on a daily basis. They don’t really get to know the real me from our brief conversations or lack there of, and BOOM they start following me on Twitter where I’m able to release the real me AKA a...
Anonymous asked: ....you
melissagorga-deactivated2012030 asked: what is your favorite vegetable
Anonymous asked: I only have gaygasms when I see. ;)
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One giant, universal gaygasm occurred upon Meryl's...
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Me at people who like Angelina Jolie...
I just got man-handled by the door, but I'm not...
YOLO.
Anonymous asked: bottom or top
Popped open the wine~ →
The Real Housewives of Tumblr: Make Way! New... →
therealhousewivesoftumblr:
I nearly had a mild stroke when news broke yesterday of FIVE new SkinnyGirl flavors and THREE SkinnyGirl Wines! Queen Bethenny of New York has yet to disappoint with her SkinnyGirl products and I’m rather excited to try these new flavors!
I’d like to introduce you all to our newest gals:…
Anonymous asked: davey... i <3 you.. will you get naked for me?
Anonymous asked: Slllllluuuuuuuuttttttt
Anonymous asked: Twinnkkkkkkkkkk
Anonymous asked: I want to phelm in you ass, fill it with cement so i can have you ass wrinkles as a ice lolly mould. so i can suck your juicy ass. and fuck myself with a cheese grater whilst binging on your pubic hair and purging using the asslolly
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I constantly tell everyone I encounter to pay their pussy bill, leading them to look at me like this,
Much like Tila Tequila's vagina, my sleep schedule...
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Do you guys remember that hit MTV show, Undressed?
Yeah, me too. I remember watching it at nine years old and feeling like a naughty boy. I re-found the website that slowly, but surely uploads all the episodes. I’m creaming my jeans (literally). If any of y’all haven’t seen it, here’s your chance. Fall in love.
Get Naked (I Got a Plan)
Anonymous asked: I've always figured you more as a Spice Girl.. Davey Spice?
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All I ever wanted out of life was to be a member...
Anonymous asked: Wait, cuddling? You know what happens after we start cuddling?!? Scandalous.
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Guys, one of you need to come sleep over, I'm...
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Convos with Dat Hoe Sue (my grandmother)
DHS: Did you see the penis on TV last night?
Me: I thought I blocked those channels on your TV?
DHS (in Italian): On the news you stupid ass. Some man put his penis in the oven. Asshole.
Me: You have a real bad attitude today, did you take your Metamucil?
DHS (in Italian): Fuck off.
Anonymous asked: So wait.. was that list starting at the bottom of the pyramid or the top?
sharapwna asked: Who would be the Maddie, Chloe, Mackenzie, etc. to your Abby Lee?
Anonymous asked: omg.. you are so totally abby lee.. just without the breast
Me yelling at Chris and Mark.
abby-leesus-christ:
mrbritneyspears:
yes…me blacked out ^
Me yelling at Chris and Mark.
I've had senioritis since kindergarten.
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Me at Rihanna.
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Where can I get my own Channing Tatum?