.:I've Just Begun Having My Fun:.: Archive

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Dec 31st

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The lot of you are perverted.

Dec 31st

sparkmark asked: you're a bully.

Dec 31st

sharapwna asked: WYR dye your pubes to match alex-mccord's hair or be sober for a month?

Dec 31st

111kim-deactivated20120326 asked: Would you rather fuck Joan Rivers or Kelly Osborne

Dec 31st

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fatmonicadiedforyoursins asked: I'm also drunk. If you couldn't tell.

Dec 31st

avivadreschersplasticleg asked: Wyr fuck Ken Todd or Russell Armstrong?

Dec 31st

fatmonicadiedforyoursins asked: LOV3 M3.

Dec 31st

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So I've been drinking... (surprise, surprise) →

Dec 31st

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Hey ya'll...

therealhousewivesoftumblr: …I’ve been on a tiny holiday hiatus, but I’ll return to my usual shenanigans come January 2nd. We have much to discuss. If you miss my foolishness and fuckery, you can follow: My Personal Blog My Twitter My Facebook

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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sharapwna asked: If you can't accept my friendship contract then please don't accept my enemy contract.

Dec 29th

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collegegradchronicles asked: i wanna be friendssssss

Dec 29th

itskindofhighschool asked: i like making fun of fat sluts that i don't like, behind their back. i also enjoy calling them fat and hopefully driving them to suicide. i assume i win this friendship contest? yes?

Dec 29th

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fixyoweave asked: umm ya hay qurl. muh nayme be Watermelonitadeltrikaandreafrydchikwanda. i jas want 2 tel u dat i tink yews is seksi. i wana be yo fran. we can maek dat grape drank 2gefer nd stufs. tel eech utter hao big owr badonkadonks is and halp eech utter twerq 4 owr menz. i needz tyrone to lyk muh chikken. i keep bernin et. lass nyt he dun made me put it in muh bootyhole. I POOP FRUM DERR. but yahs i want 2...

Dec 29th

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sparkmark asked: *hands you a friendship contract*

Dec 29th

Guys...

…what’s a nice way of telling your friends that you don’t ever want to hang out with them again, but you still kind of like them? Also, I need new friends. Message me a friendship application~

Dec 29th

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I kinda gave up on people/the human race in...

And I’m okay with that.

Dec 29th

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barkmark-deactivated20111228-de asked: if me and camille were already having problems in fighting WHY WOULD YOU BRING THAT UP

Dec 27th

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Anonymous asked: fine. ill just fill your ass with goodies for when it comes back around ¬¬

Dec 27th

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Why is everyone so afraid to talk to me!?

Everyone finds me intimidating or scared to talk to me. This is a convo a co-worker and I had a couple weeks ago: Her: I’m like afraid of you… Me: Why? Her: I don’t know, you just scare me, like one false move and you’ll just explode. It’s what you say and what you do that unnerves me. Me: I think I’m harmless. Her: I don’t know, like you’re...

Dec 27th

Anonymous asked: TREASURE HUNT IN MR.SPEARS' ASS EVERYONE!

Dec 27th

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barkmark replied to your post: youre intimidating tbh kyle richards If Kyle had a son, I’d be him, tbh.

Dec 27th

barkmark-deactivated20111228-de asked: youre intimidating tbh

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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c-newt asked: Dude, brah, you're like totally straight man. Let's go find some chicks bro.

Dec 26th

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absolutely-zero asked: I'm gonna keep any eye out for it. Anything that can be compared to the phattest ass to ever be on Flavor of Love must be good. Oh and gurl, u kno u gayer den a pride parade float on Christmas. Don't lie, boo.

Dec 26th

absolutely-zero asked: Oooh what does the cosmo taste like? Did you get it for Christmas?

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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barkmark-deactivated20111228-de asked: Don't underestimate the power of BODY LANGUAGE

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Drinking SkinnyGirl Cosmo out of my new martini glasses and listening to Christmas lounge music with a YouTube fireplace and rain storm going, pretending I’m in a New York City hotel circa 1950’s/1960’s.

Dec 26th

Dec 25th

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Mom: Bend over, I got the turkey baster. That's what gays do on the holidays, right!?

Me: That and Pin the Tail on Liza.

Dec 25th

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Shot glasses, martini glasses, and SkinnyGirl...

Happy my family supports my alcoholism and didn’t get me a one way trip to Promises Rehab~ Merry Christmas, wankers. Love you all.

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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barkmark-deactivated20111228-de asked: merry sexmas!

Dec 24th

Watch

katyperrysgreatesttits: katyperrysgreatesttits: cute story about someone getting fingered too hard <3 I just love this story omg. in tears.

Dec 23rd

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sharapwna replied to your post: i am in LOVE with your blog D: my mom bought a new car and got 10 best buy gift cards.. so u can have one.. just put in your email at best9buy(dót)com and then after put in the code ‘gotoyota’ MERRY CHRISTMAS!! How long does it take you to type a message like that? No shade, honest question. tbh, it’s become second nature to me. I know what...

Dec 23rd

Anonymous asked: i am in LOVE with your blog D: my mom bought a new car and got 10 best buy gift cards.. so u can have one.. just put in your email at best9buy(dót)com and then after put in the code 'gotoyota' MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Dec 23rd

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Dec 21st

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So I guess it's a thing now that people just send...

Dec 21st

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Dec 20th

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sparkmark asked: Is cockiness a plus for you

Dec 20th

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I'm usually always drunk.

Dec 19th

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