January 2011
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RAISINETS AND GIRLICIOUS!!!!!
AND MOSCATO!
WHATTTUPPP 2AM!!!!! GOOD THIFN I DON’T GOTZ WORK IN THA AM…OHT WAIT!
WHY THE CAPSSD YOU ASK? SUCK IT FORWASXRD I SAY TO THEE.
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I fucking live for Nicki Minaj.
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Next time you want pussy, just look in the mirror baby.
– Madonna
Anonymous asked: i saw a picture of your derrière in the magazine!
mwmann:
This has been my ringtone for 4 years. Never. Going. To. Change. It.
Anonymous asked: Can you post more gpoys? Preferably ones that are sexy and cute but not totally scandalous.
jonnywtf asked: you should make a video, js.
barkmark-deactivated20111228-de asked: can you dance fiercely to the HIAM dance break?
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You know what would be cool!?
If I had a life.
Home alone. Drinking. With my dog. Again. I do love him so.
youmakemydreams-deactivated2011 asked: Today I have only been listening to S Club 7, A*Teens, HIAM, and Nicki Minaj....
aconstantransit asked: Love me, hate me, say what you want about me ;)
Anonymous asked: Hey! I don't even follow the other person ;]
I'm not two-timing you
I'm not two-timing you
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It’s hard to act tough and hard on Facebook when you have the grammar skills of a first grader.
Get offline and go read. I hear The Cat in the Hat is still in publication. I don’t want your brain to spaz out from big words.
onlytakingturns asked: careful, anon is two timing you...
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Anonymous asked: You're so hot
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My life is in shambles.
youmakemydreams-deactivated2011 asked: It's also why we MUST become bffs <333
ichoosedisco asked: When people get my Emma Frost quotes, they automatically become my friend. Terribly sorry.
sexinprada answered your question:Is it bad that I want to have sexxxual relations with Pauly D?
No, i mean who doesn’t want to tap that.
Exactlyyyy!
youmakemydreams answered your question:Is it bad that I want to have sexxxual relations with Pauly D?
Share?
Fineee, only because it’s your birthday <3
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Is it bad that I want to have sexxxual relations...
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Thoughts on the "Moment 4 Life" video.
Nicki is my Britney for the hip-hop world. She’s a fucking goddess.
She outdid herself for the video. Truly amazing.
Drake is unnnnfff.
Drake and that mountain of chocolate candy needs to get in me.
Drake. Sex. Now.
labellavitaxo asked: Dear Mr. Spears,
I adore you. You have a nice ass. You make me scream. You
should shake that ass. Someday I will party with you. You + me = Dance Party.
If I saw you now I’d smack dat ass. I want to hug you. I
would build a castle just
for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Hold It Against Me.
I adore you. You have a nice ass. You make me scream. You
should shake that ass. Someday I will party with you. You + me = Dance Party.
If I saw you now I’d smack dat ass. I want to hug you. I
would build a castle just
for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Hold It Against Me.
Been drinking on and off since 1 PM. Time to step it up.
White Zinfandel - Check
Show tunes playlist blaring in the background - Check.
Dog to keep you company because you’d rather drink by yourself than with people - Check.
Let’s roll, bitches.
ma2th3w-deactivated20110408 asked: Dear Mr Britney Spears,
I verb you. You have a nice ass and smile. You make me happy when you post GPOYs. You
should post another GPOY soon. Someday I will meet you and we will get drunk, and watch Britney Spears videos and worship the goddess herself. You + me = a BRITNEYSPEARSSEXRIOT.
If I saw you now I’d likely blush and then try to...
I verb you. You have a nice ass and smile. You make me happy when you post GPOYs. You
should post another GPOY soon. Someday I will meet you and we will get drunk, and watch Britney Spears videos and worship the goddess herself. You + me = a BRITNEYSPEARSSEXRIOT.
If I saw you now I’d likely blush and then try to...
Anonymous asked: Dear Dave,
I like you. You have a nice smile. You make me smile. You
should smile more. Someday I will kiss you. You + me = Harmony.
If I saw you now I’d smile. I want to smooch you. I
would build a snowman just
for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Hold It Against Me.
We could hold...
I like you. You have a nice smile. You make me smile. You
should smile more. Someday I will kiss you. You + me = Harmony.
If I saw you now I’d smile. I want to smooch you. I
would build a snowman just
for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Hold It Against Me.
We could hold...
Write me a letter :D →
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Dear ______, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S....
Anonymous asked: are you a little HAY-ZAY?
Anonymous asked: I have always thought you were cute but I know you not interested so I'll just admire you from afar
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Not to brag, but I picked out the song I plan on...
It’s going to be epic.
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Anonymous asked: have you just began having your fun?
undesirablenumber2 asked: Why haven't you sent me your nudes yet You're taking forever :)
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Take what you want, steal my pride, build me or cut me down to size. Shut me out, but I’ll just scream. I’m only one voice in a million, but you ain’t taking that from me.
Sometimes I wish Dinosaurs were still around.
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I fuck myself in the head with stupid men.
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I am the hybrid child of Michael Scott, Liz Lemon,...
So I'll CUNxTuesday...
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I need a cigarette after every game of Mario Kart...
I get too into it. And I get very vicious.
I may have threatened my brother while playing with him. I need professional help.
Reblog if you live here!
FUCK YEAH!!!
Anonymous asked: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SWEET LITTLE GIRL