January 2011
232 posts
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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RAISINETS AND GIRLICIOUS!!!!!
AND MOSCATO!   WHATTTUPPP 2AM!!!!!  GOOD THIFN I DON’T GOTZ WORK IN THA AM…OHT WAIT! WHY THE CAPSSD YOU ASK?  SUCK IT FORWASXRD I SAY TO THEE.
Jan 30th
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I fucking live for Nicki Minaj.
Jan 30th
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“Next time you want pussy, just look in the mirror baby.”
– Madonna
Jan 30th
Anonymous asked: i saw a picture of your derrière in the magazine!
Jan 30th
mwmann: This has been my ringtone for 4 years.  Never.  Going.  To.  Change.  It.
Jan 29th
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Anonymous asked: Can you post more gpoys? Preferably ones that are sexy and cute but not totally scandalous.
Jan 29th
jonnywtf asked: you should make a video, js.
Jan 29th
barkmark-deactivated20111228-de asked: can you dance fiercely to the HIAM dance break?
Jan 29th
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You know what would be cool!?
If I had a life. Home alone.  Drinking.  With my dog.  Again.  I do love him so.
Jan 29th
youmakemydreams-deactivated2011 asked: Today I have only been listening to S Club 7, A*Teens, HIAM, and Nicki Minaj....
Jan 29th
aconstantransit asked: Love me, hate me, say what you want about me ;)
Jan 29th
Anonymous asked: Hey! I don't even follow the other person ;]
I'm not two-timing you
Jan 28th
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It’s hard to act tough and hard on Facebook when you have the grammar skills of a first grader. Get offline and go read.  I hear The Cat in the Hat is still in publication. I don’t want your brain to spaz out from big words.
Jan 28th
onlytakingturns asked: careful, anon is two timing you...

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Jan 28th
Anonymous asked: You're so hot
Jan 28th
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My life is in shambles.
Jan 28th
youmakemydreams-deactivated2011 asked: It's also why we MUST become bffs <333
Jan 28th
ichoosedisco asked: When people get my Emma Frost quotes, they automatically become my friend. Terribly sorry.
Jan 28th
 sexinprada answered your question:Is it bad that I want to have sexxxual relations with Pauly D? No, i mean who doesn’t want to tap that. Exactlyyyy!  
Jan 28th
 youmakemydreams answered your question:Is it bad that I want to have sexxxual relations with Pauly D?    Share? Fineee, only because it’s your birthday <3 
Jan 28th
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Is it bad that I want to have sexxxual relations...
Jan 28th
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Thoughts on the "Moment 4 Life" video.
Nicki is my Britney for the hip-hop world.  She’s a fucking goddess. She outdid herself for the video.  Truly amazing. Drake is unnnnfff. Drake and that mountain of chocolate candy needs to get in me. Drake.  Sex.  Now.
Jan 28th
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labellavitaxo asked: Dear Mr. Spears,

I adore you. You have a nice ass. You make me scream. You

should shake that ass. Someday I will party with you. You + me = Dance Party.

If I saw you now I’d smack dat ass. I want to hug you. I

would build a castle just

for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Hold It Against Me.
Jan 27th
Been drinking on and off since 1 PM.  Time to step it up. White Zinfandel - Check Show tunes playlist blaring in the background - Check. Dog to keep you company because you’d rather drink by yourself than with people - Check. Let’s roll, bitches.
Jan 27th
ma2th3w-deactivated20110408 asked: Dear Mr Britney Spears,

I verb you. You have a nice ass and smile. You make me happy when you post GPOYs. You

should post another GPOY soon. Someday I will meet you and we will get drunk, and watch Britney Spears videos and worship the goddess herself. You + me = a BRITNEYSPEARSSEXRIOT.

If I saw you now I’d likely blush and then try to...
Jan 27th
Anonymous asked: Dear Dave,

I like you. You have a nice smile. You make me smile. You

should smile more. Someday I will kiss you. You + me = Harmony.

If I saw you now I’d smile. I want to smooch you. I

would build a snowman just

for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Hold It Against Me.

We could hold...
Jan 27th
Write me a letter :D →
alligator-: stuckinabirdcage: Dear ______,  I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You  should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________.  If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I  would build a _______ just  for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.  We could __________ under the stars.  Love,  _______________  (P.S....
Jan 27th
Anonymous asked: are you a little HAY-ZAY?
Jan 26th
Anonymous asked: I have always thought you were cute but I know you not interested so I'll just admire you from afar
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
Jan 26th
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Not to brag, but I picked out the song I plan on...
It’s going to be epic.
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
Anonymous asked: have you just began having your fun?
Jan 26th
undesirablenumber2 asked: Why haven't you sent me your nudes yet You're taking forever :)
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Take what you want, steal my pride, build me or cut me down to size.  Shut me out, but I’ll just scream.  I’m only one voice in a million, but you ain’t taking that from me.
Jan 25th
Jan 25th
Sometimes I wish Dinosaurs were still around.
Jan 25th
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I fuck myself in the head with stupid men.
Jan 24th
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I am the hybrid child of Michael Scott, Liz Lemon,...
Jan 24th
So I'll CUNxTuesday...
Jan 23rd
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I need a cigarette after every game of Mario Kart...
I get too into it.  And I get very vicious.   I may have threatened my brother while playing with him.  I need professional help.
Jan 23rd
Reblog if you live here!
FUCK YEAH!!!
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Anonymous asked: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SWEET LITTLE GIRL
Jan 23rd