.:I've Just Begun Having My Fun:.

If you’re trying to impress me by telling me you’re a fist pumping guido, you just failed seven different ways.

omg thank you bb!

I don’t even know what my life is anymore…

Anonymous asked: Oh Davey, you are just a peach.

A Georgia peach, tbh~ call me DeDe Leakes.

Anonymous asked: Davey, what's DTF? =)

Don’t Trust Foreigners.

I can’t even…

And by “Mucho besos, Dave” I mean mucho besos, Abby Lee Miller.

There are so many hot gays liking/reblogging that Grindr screencap I posted a couple weeks ago.  I want to message them all and be like… “Hey…”

sparkmark asked: remember when you said you were abby lee miller

I’m Abby Lee Miller.  Always.  I released it at work today.

Anonymous asked: I love toast, wanna get together and spread some butter?

LOLZ JK I did.