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Dave | 24 | CT | Soccer Mom | Pinot Grigio Supporter | Hoedown Throwdown Professional

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.:Get inside my dirty mind:.
.:Give me something good:.

April 16, 2014 at 11:36pm
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America’s Sweetheart, y’all.

(Source: stateofspears, via elephantney)

9:45pm
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Queen Porsha Stewart of Atlanta giving face in her just released mugshot.  Get ‘em, Porsha

April 14, 2014 at 10:38pm
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I’ll take are you fucking kidding me for $400, Alex.

I’ll take are you fucking kidding me for $400, Alex.

April 12, 2014 at 5:53pm
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Sorry for the delay, also sorry for my face and crazy eyes.

Me as Camille Grammer from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 2 episode - The Great Divide.

April 11, 2014 at 11:28am
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I have a special gift for y’all later. It’s a video of me being an asshole and recreating an iconic scene from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Stay tuned/pressed.

April 10, 2014 at 11:44am
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Currently

Currently

April 9, 2014 at 10:23pm
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Rihanna goes bottomless and makes headlines, I go bottomless and I get restrained and a court ordered psych evaluation.  K.

Rihanna goes bottomless and makes headlines, I go bottomless and I get restrained and a court ordered psych evaluation.  K.

8:09pm
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Reblogged from stand-up-comic-gifs

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7:58pm
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Guess where I was today!?  I’ll let y’all know when the air date is so you can see if y’all can find me in the audience

Guess where I was today!? I’ll let y’all know when the air date is so you can see if y’all can find me in the audience

April 8, 2014 at 5:54pm
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NYC Tumblr folk, I’ll be in your neck of the woods tomorrow.  You’re welcome.