cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
(via witneyhouston)
Sometimes if I’m feeling frisky while driving, I’ll blast ‘Just Around the Riverbend’ from Pocahontas and pretend I’m Pocahontas and my car is her canoe. Let me tell you how exhilarating taking turns are in your car canoe!
Let’s hope May is a better month than April
I’m having a very sensual moment right now while listening to Savage Garden.
Anonymous asked: I think we may actually be soulmates.
You’re Joe, I’m Teresa.
Diane Sawyer recently sat me down for an ABC Exclusive interview where I open up about my issues with drug abuse. Here’s a sneak peak. I hope y’all enjoy poor editing, lagging, and asshattery. Enjoy.
