Apparently the rocking chair in my brother’s room and his gun were moving around with no one else but him in his room. He was in bed. He is scared and wants to sleep in my room. All I want to do is jerk off and watch Big Brother. At the same time, because look at the guys this season.
Boys are not worth K Koins, Andrew! Cut the shit. (I’m worth K Koins, doe. So hit me up).
My boyfriend on Kim Kardashian: Hollywood broke up with me. I can’t even keep a virtual boyfriend.
Romance isn’t dead.
So I’ve been talking to this girl
idk why but I’m screaming
For the fifth time this year, I had to get a nail removed from my tire. A fifth time. My tires get nailed more than I do.
are you bailing on this gullah gullah trip? dudeeeee.
It’s not you, it’s me. I accidentally insulted polliwogs and now Binyah-Binyah is pissed at me. But don’t worry, I’m going to do some damage control and we can fulfill this move.
Any of my California followers want me to live with them? Your boy needs outta CT.