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July 31, 2014 at 12:18am
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Apparently the rocking chair in my brother’s room and his gun were moving around with no one else but him in his room.  He was in bed.  He is scared and wants to sleep in my room.  All I want to do is jerk off and watch Big Brother.  At the same time, because look at the guys this season.

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July 29, 2014 at 11:56am
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Reblogged from holditgravity

(Source: holditgravity, via itsbritnyputa)

July 28, 2014 at 5:52pm
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Boys are not worth K Koins, Andrew!  Cut the shit. (I’m worth K Koins, doe. So hit me up).

Boys are not worth K Koins, Andrew! Cut the shit. (I’m worth K Koins, doe. So hit me up).

5:09pm
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My boyfriend on Kim Kardashian: Hollywood broke up with me. I can’t even keep a virtual boyfriend.

July 27, 2014 at 12:52pm
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Romance isn’t dead.

Romance isn’t dead.

July 26, 2014 at 10:20am
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Reblogged from 12yroldblogger

12yroldblogger:

OH MY GOD

(via sing-le-ton)

July 23, 2014 at 11:36pm
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Reblogged from elmakias
rimrimrim:

elmakias:

So I’ve been talking to this girl

me

idk why but I’m screaming

rimrimrim:

elmakias:

So I’ve been talking to this girl

me

idk why but I’m screaming

July 21, 2014 at 11:42pm
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For the fifth time this year, I had to get a nail removed from my tire.  A fifth time.  My tires get nailed more than I do.

11:26pm
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are you bailing on this gullah gullah trip? dudeeeee.

It’s not you, it’s me.  I accidentally insulted polliwogs and now Binyah-Binyah is pissed at me.  But don’t worry, I’m going to do some damage control and we can fulfill this move.

11:22pm
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Any of my California followers want me to live with them?  Your boy needs outta CT.