I Don't Get It...

Dave | 25 | CT | Soccer Mom | Pinot Grigio Supporter | Hoedown Throwdown ProfessionalFinds himself funny, attractive, and smart. Is not funny, attractive, or smart.

September 29, 2014 at 11:55am
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Reblogged from womanzer

feistyfrank:

BOW DOWN

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September 24, 2014 at 12:18am
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September 22, 2014 at 11:30pm
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Reblogged from salamismoker

salamismoker:

submitting nudes is fun y’all should try it

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September 21, 2014 at 8:12pm
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The best thing you’re not eating.

The best thing you’re not eating.

September 15, 2014 at 10:39pm
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I opened a bottle of champagne and I have every intention of finishing the whole thing.

September 11, 2014 at 11:35pm
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Anonymous said: Lets see dat ass <3

11:34pm
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Anonymous said: I want you like my eggs, hard boiled.

when you’re readyd come n get it

11:21pm
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Reblog if you want a creepy compliment in your ask.

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September 10, 2014 at 11:37pm
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Sometimes u just gotta be a ho

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September 8, 2014 at 11:18pm
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