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August 18, 2014 at 9:40pm
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Anonymous said: I dont remember following you but you just popped up on my dash and you have been an excellent surprise for my day. You are gorgeous.

Aw, thank you! You just made my day~

8:55pm
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Good afternoon, reasons why I drink!

— Me walking into work

August 10, 2014 at 10:49pm
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Me being an adult and playing a board game.

Me being an adult and playing a board game.

August 8, 2014 at 2:25pm
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My little man is turning 14 today (it feels like just yesterday I was pretending to push him out of my sea bass) and he’s having six of his friends sleepover.

Not the all male sleepover I had in mind, Universe.

August 6, 2014 at 5:40pm
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August 5, 2014 at 11:34pm
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azealiabanks:

YAAAAAAS

azealiabanks:

YAAAAAAS

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August 3, 2014 at 11:16pm
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Amy Winehouse knew what was up. Rest in Peace.

Amy Winehouse knew what was up. Rest in Peace.

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August 2, 2014 at 7:33pm
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There still might be a ghost in my house…she hasn’t made any contact in a day, but I’m hoping she’s still around.  She seems like a good time. 
I hope she hasn’t seen me naked, and I apologize if she has.  Also, I have a baby version of Ariel to help protect me if shit gets out of hand.  She don’t want it with us.

There still might be a ghost in my house…she hasn’t made any contact in a day, but I’m hoping she’s still around.  She seems like a good time. 

I hope she hasn’t seen me naked, and I apologize if she has.  Also, I have a baby version of Ariel to help protect me if shit gets out of hand.  She don’t want it with us.

August 1, 2014 at 10:11am
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placentipede:

i’m feeling hella cute today

placentipede:

i’m feeling hella cute today

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July 31, 2014 at 12:18am
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Apparently the rocking chair in my brother’s room and his gun were moving around with no one else but him in his room.  He was in bed.  He is scared and wants to sleep in my room.  All I want to do is jerk off and watch Big Brother.  At the same time, because look at the guys this season.

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