I Don't Get It...

Dave | 25 | CT | Soccer Mom | Pinot Grigio Supporter | Hoedown Throwdown ProfessionalFinds himself funny, attractive, and smart. Is not funny, attractive, or smart.

October 20, 2014 at 1:21pm
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Reblogged from actionables

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October 18, 2014 at 5:07pm
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p0sitive-charge said: ok so say a guy doesn't like adventure time but honey he SLING GOOD DICK and also supplies you with neverending pinot

I’ll allow it.

3:26pm
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I don’t think I could date a guy who’s not into Adventure Time.

October 15, 2014 at 11:29am
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Reblogged from grandmafupa

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

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October 13, 2014 at 9:30pm
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Watching Are You Afraid of the Dark? and maybe it still freaks me out. It doesn’t. Ok, it does.

Watching Are You Afraid of the Dark? and maybe it still freaks me out. It doesn’t. Ok, it does.

7:55pm
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Reblogged from running-mans-bible
running-mans-bible:

Momma said there’d be days like this, but damn Monday you were a bitch. #earlytobed #letshopeTuesdayisbetter #goodnight

running-mans-bible:

Momma said there’d be days like this, but damn Monday you were a bitch. #earlytobed #letshopeTuesdayisbetter #goodnight

October 9, 2014 at 11:01am
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Reblogged from forever90s

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October 8, 2014 at 5:44pm
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Reblogged from american-fuckin-horror-story

heliolisk:

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

this deserves 12 oscars and a potato 

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12:26pm
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My eye won’t stop twitching, so this is what I feel I look like today. Headband and all.

My eye won’t stop twitching, so this is what I feel I look like today. Headband and all.

October 2, 2014 at 1:02am
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Reblogged from toxicsodapop

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