I Don't Get It...

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August 22, 2014 at 10:04am
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Reblogged from hestheoriginal
hestheoriginal:

One Republic tonight hayy 👠

hestheoriginal:

One Republic tonight hayy 👠

August 20, 2014 at 9:31pm
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Anonymous said: I have to admit that i had the same experience as that other anon where they didnt remember following you but you were a nice surprise. Lol.

Give it up for happy surprises! And cheese quesadillas.

9:21pm
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Anyone else just find out that Elizabeth Banks and Julie Bowen aren’t the same person? Yeah, me either.

August 18, 2014 at 9:40pm
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Anonymous said: I dont remember following you but you just popped up on my dash and you have been an excellent surprise for my day. You are gorgeous.

Aw, thank you! You just made my day~

8:55pm
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Good afternoon, reasons why I drink!

— Me walking into work

August 10, 2014 at 10:49pm
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Me being an adult and playing a board game.

Me being an adult and playing a board game.

August 8, 2014 at 2:25pm
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My little man is turning 14 today (it feels like just yesterday I was pretending to push him out of my sea bass) and he’s having six of his friends sleepover.

Not the all male sleepover I had in mind, Universe.

August 6, 2014 at 5:40pm
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August 5, 2014 at 11:34pm
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azealiabanks:

YAAAAAAS

azealiabanks:

YAAAAAAS

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August 3, 2014 at 11:16pm
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Reblogged from lordfaptaguise94

Amy Winehouse knew what was up. Rest in Peace.

Amy Winehouse knew what was up. Rest in Peace.

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